"OH, YOU CAN'T HELP THAT," SAID THE CAT, "WE'RE ALL MAD HERE."
--Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Toby Is Not a Vegetarian, Neither Am I

I thought that last time
when I posted "Now What?"
that I'd have an answer by this time.
But, I still don't.

Instead, I tried for a couple of days
to become a vegetarian.

I told Toby about it.
He wretched and gagged--
sort of a cat Bleccchhh!
Then, he laid down again.

Hairball, he said, but I doubt it.


He went on

 

You know I’m a carnivore 

But I don’t have anything against

vegetarians 

I ate one this morning 


Bit its head off neatly 

Completely 


His tail flipped a lazy wave.


It was my turn to say Bleccchhh!


Then he asked
How'd your vegetarianism work out?

Well, I replied, not so hot.

I have to combine a legume
and a grain
to make a whole protein.
I don't like legumes very much--
maybe green beans
or if I'm really cold
pea soup is okay
Can't stand peanut butter
more than once a week
I like all the veggie
and fruit and nuts
and grains and seeds and such
Oh, I'm forgetting, I like refried beans!
I haven't had a good helping
of refried beans yet
in this Pennsylvania Dutch Country. 
We're not in Tucson anymore, old buddy!

You can say that again, he replied.
All there was to catch
in that Tucson condo
were cockroaches!

Still, I said, you didn't have
to live outside!

He was silent for awhile
Then he said
it was soooooo boring
and I didn't know how good 
field mice tasted

Did you forget about those
first Pennsylvania winters?
I asked.

No! he said
But I liked my own
back porch blanket igloo
with the heater
Let's be honest
it was a lot to get used to
He rolled over on his back
then said
I have perks here

What do you mean by "perks"
I asked, feeling guilty
and a little sad that
he has had to live outdoors
ever since.

He licked a paw
and rubbed his face
then said, I run my own 
show out here
rule the rodents
sleep in the barn
and sometimes for fun
I rule the dogs too

Toby rolled back onto his stomach
eyed the chickens 
scratching and pecking their
findings a few yards away.
Say, what about eggs?
Do you eat eggs? he asked
One of the roosters
looking back at Toby
stretched up tall
and flapped his wings

Toby's tail flipped up and down

in a wide arc


I replied yes, I eat eggs,

fish, too. And in a whisper

I said I like a piece of

chicken now and then

I sighed and said

to be honest

I gave up on 

the legume-grain thing--

A couple of days and it was over


Toby's attention shifted

He stood and stretched his

whole orange long length

Protein is running around out there

were his parting words as

he sauntered over

to the pasture fence and

leaped to a fence post top

He paused to survey

the field ahead

jumped down

and disappeared

into the tall grass



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As it happens Tucson is on my mind as I take note of friends Paula and Carl's news this week that they just went solar. They provided Carl's wonderful photo of their new solar array...


...including a real rainbow! and the Catalina Mountains, too.
What's not to love!


Paula provided info for how it works and their setup, which I quote...

  • ...the backup battery [that will arrive this fall will go] in the storage room off our garage, where we had some of the rest of the solar-related equipment installed.
  • Some of this other solar-related equipment includes an inverter, which converts the electric field from direct current (DC) (which is what the solar panels produce) to alternating current (AC) (which is what our household appliances and the electric grid use).
  • The battery is a Tesla Powerwall and is 4' high x 2.5' wide x 6" deep and weighs about 250 lbs.
  • We won't be entirely independent from the electric utility with only 1 battery; we'd need 2 batteries to also cover the "power hogs" of the A/C, stove & dryer. But even with 1 battery, if the power goes out, we'll have electricity to run everything else (including fans, fridges, lights etc.) for a few days at least.
  • We have 18 solar panels mounted on our roof; each panel is about 5.5’ tall x 3.5’ wide and weighs 41 lbs. They're mounted in 3 groups of six panels each (you can see these 3 groups in the photo).
  • We should save at least $1500/year on electricity (but obviously every house's savings is different) and we were able to take advantage of both federal and state income tax credits.
  • Our investment should break even in about 8 years.


I hope that many others will join them to counter our global warming emergency with whatever sustainable method possible. Thank you many times over, Paula and Carl! 


*

And speaking of our vast, global concerns, despite the overheated, 117 degree Las Vegas venue, Sonja, Jeff, Elijah, Kingston, Valerie, Tim, Duane and Simone all met there for another of Elijah's basketball tournaments. The team made it all the way through to the finals but didn't capture the title. Kudos to Elijah! that was a good show however it came out.


Here's a smattering of pictures texted from their trip...







Time out for lunch...

Big brother reading the bedtime story.


Sonja.

Sonja, Jeff & Kingston.

While all that basketball practice was going on between games, there was plenty else to do...

Kingston and Simone.




And then, the trip back home...



*


Aidan gathered ingredients to bake a pound cake--and make rockets for my birthday...


Rocket supplies.

Assembly.

Launch pad.


From Aidan...


By the next day on my birthday, he had assembled 17 rockets. After a beautiful birthday supper that included delicious bounty from Wendy's garden...

The beautiful pound cake.
The bowl and contents on the left and the eggs were for me from Wendy.


...the evening cooled nicely for rocket launching. We all took turns setting them off. Here's a couple of them. It was a mistake to think my slo-mo ones would upload so the video with the highest, longest rocket arc will have to be imagined...



Thank you, Aidan! It was fun to be in on the construction, even getting to light up a couple of them, then seeing them actually working so well!

The evening included a quick Facetime from Keoni and a video he made with none other than the Takács Quartet with whom he's been rehearsing...


Thank you, Takács Quartet!.
Thank you, Keoni!


On top of that wonderful special moment came dessert...


What an evening! What a birthday!!! I can taste, smell, see and hear it all over again. Made me not mind it happened in my ninth decade.

Still more was to come. The following Saturday, Pat and Marge got takeout from Giacomos, the new, beautiful deli in Quakertown with wonderfully good everything Italian. We had a lovely back porch birthday and visit at Marge's. 



Thank you, everyone. I've had a great time. I'm glad we can be together a bit no matter how it takes place; electronically, face-to-face, postal, smoke signals...every bit means a lot. I love it that you are there.

Well, it's late again, so I'd better wrap this up. I hope you are well, vaccinated, and safe from harm.

From a visit to the Philadelphia Art Museum.

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