"OH, YOU CAN'T HELP THAT," SAID THE CAT, "WE'RE ALL MAD HERE."
--Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Monday, September 5, 2016

Labor Day Shopping

Remind me the next time I say I'm going to Michael's that I am committing a desperate, neurotic act, flinging myself one more time at the brick wall of double-priced retail; 50% discount, deceptively-dated coupons; picture frames mysteriously matching no canvas or paper size sold; custom-framing of hideous costs even with a 65%-off coupon, and that the one here in town is across the highway from Joanne's where all of the above applies.

Tell me to shop online. That's why we have amazon.


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