I went down to the barn to see Toby since I knew he'll stay in there until there's a path through the snow that fell last night. He was curled up inside his igloo-like cat warming basket, but he crawled out to greet me, stretching his long feline body as he emerged.
"Say, this self heat-reflective cat house is the best thing you've gotten from Amazon," he said. "Almost as good as the canned cat food Wendy buys online." I doubt he knows all the other things I get online to keep me out of Covid's way.
I told him, "I came down here to the barn to see you and say I am tired, tired, tired! of all the negative stories and catastrophes."
"I wish cat wasn't part of catastrophe!" he said.
"I didn't notice that before," I said. "I guess it's kinda pejorative."
"What's pejorative?"
"I didn't know either so I asked Siri. She said it's a word expressing contempt or disapproval or hostility."
"Eww!" he exclaimed. "That's what happened to us cats back in the middle ages when humans laid a blame trip for the Black Plague on felis silvestris catus."
"You're right, Toby. And cat pejoratives hadn't gone away when the witch trials were going full blast either. We ladies were the main blame story then, so cats didn't get the full monty--people just thought you were helping out the ladies with black magic."
"But, hey," he said, "I'm with you on stopping this brain bruising. I'm tired of wanting to climb up high in a tree. You and I both know the fire department doesn't come anymore to help us cats down from trees, and a good arborist with a cherry picker costs big bucks!"
"Yeah, same here. I'm sick of my mind wanting to hide under the bed. Besides, the dust fuzzies make me sneeze."
"So, what do we do about our black and blue brain bruises?" I asked him.
"I'm not the one you want to ask since I'm a loner and territorial. You're the social one. And, I'll point out, there are billions more of you than me.
We sat together on some hay bales for a a while. It was peaceful.
Then, I had a thought and said to him: "We humans could use a motto I saw over at the Mennonite Heritage Center. It goes like this:
'We Have dedicated ourselves to serve all men in everything that can be helpful to the preservation of Men's lives, but we find no Freedom in giving, or doing or assisting in anything by which Men's lives are destroyed or hurt.'”*
Then he said, "Sounds like it's best to just do the next right thing."
Suddenly, Toby's body went into full alert, his attention now on a skittering sound coming from the feed storage a few feet away. In an orange flash, he closed the distance and disappeared behind the feed barrels.
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*Mennonite minister Benjamin Hershey, in a petition to the Pennsylvania Assembly, November, 1775.
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